Directed by Terry Lewis
Asst. Directed by Cindy Zeliff 

WHEN: July 6 & 7 @ 6 PM 
If you are unavailable at these times - please email lctboxoffice@gmail.com 

WHERE: LCT Box Office - 832 Main St. Lewiston, ID
PERFORMANCE DATES: August 21 & 22 at the Hells Canyon Grand Hotel

About the Show: You’ve been to weddings where something goes wrong? Try everything. Bruce and Tina face it all. The groom’s snobbish, aristocratic mother, Sylvia, registers her disapproval of the nuptials by wearing black and attempting to dissuade him from the marriage even as the Bridal March begins. The soloist looks as if he’s a Guns And Roses groupie. The judge hired to perform the ceremony is drunk. Clothing mishaps, The photographer is an old boyfriend of Tina’s. Interruptions from exes and staff. The cake is a mess. Tina’s dress came from a thrift store, due to a last minute mixup. The Audience are all guests at the wedding of the year.... aka The Wedding From Hell! 

WHAT TO PREPARE: We will have sides at the audition but if you have a monologue you'd like to use you may have that prepared, although not necessary. 

Character Descriptions

BRUCE MONTGOMERY - The groom. Wearing a tux.  Urbane and sophisticated on the surface, but a spoiled little boy underneath. Generally considers himself to be entirely too "top drawer" to do anything as mundane as work for a living. Born with a silver pacifier.

TINA FITZHUGH - The bride. Wearing a bridal dress and veil. A very "together" little lady. Believes in standing up for what's right, defending the "underdog" and is a vegetarian and an animal rights activist. Is wearing fingernail polish.

SYLVIA MONTGOMERY - Mother of the groom.  Wearing black. Quite chic and sophisticated and charming and elegant. Also ruthlessly devoted to her son, and determined to keep the apron strings as tight as possible. Is not wearing nail polish.

JACKIE FITZHUGH - Father of the bride. If this weren't a formal affair, Jackie would be wearing a loud plaid suit and bow tie. As it is, the rented tux he's wearing is a little too tight, and the pants are three inches too short. And that's the kind of guy he is.

 JUDGE EMMETT - Dressed in judicial robes. Distinguished, but rather quiet and sad. Also, quite inebriated.

DENNY O'CONNELL - The photographer. Dressed casually.  A truly "nice guy" - but unable to make a commitment. He's also a police photographer, but moonlights doing this type of affair because he's saving up to go to clown school.

FANNY FISHBURN - The Montgomery family maid. Dressed in plain coat and hat over a maid's uniform. She is hopelessly in love with Bruce and is pathological in her determination to win him. Not wearing nail polish.

KAROLINE KARTER - A Southern belle and dressed like one. The only flaw in her impeccable outfit is the VERY OBVIOUS run in her stocking which is stopped by a LARGE dab of fingernail polish. Honey simply drips from her lips, but there's malice and venom in her heart. A very dangerous woman. Her nails are unpolished.

RICHARD STARKEY, P.I. - Age unimportant. He's only got one scene but what a scene!

The HOST/HOSTESS - The person in charge who is acting as the wedding (and mystery!) coordinator. For the sake of clarity, the script will refer to HOSTESS.

THE SOLOIST - This is an optional character. If live music for the entrance processional is used, it should be someone absolutely out of place, playing something wildly inappropriate.